Do you still have your period?
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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