I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I will be naked everywhere
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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