I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
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