so explain again why im purple
no
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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