So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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