none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Randomize
