I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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