I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
