He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
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