I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
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