What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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