singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
