I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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