I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
too bad you live with your parents still
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
and she was petting her beer can
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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