soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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