ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
