did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Dicks are not precious.
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