CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
