i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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