If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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