just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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