Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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