Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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