in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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