Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
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