Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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