I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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