Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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