I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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