Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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