I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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