hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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