Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
one might say we're banned from that church
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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