Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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