she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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