Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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