I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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