what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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