I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i think i have herpe
just one?
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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