and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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