I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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