I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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