She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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