I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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