That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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