He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
Randomize
