Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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