I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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