If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Your dad touched me again.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Oh, and that ugly chick transformed into a veritable goddess when she came back at 3AM with a handle of vodka and 100 chicken wings
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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