brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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